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* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

* Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

* Does fuzzy logic tickle?

* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

* How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

* If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

* Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

* I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

* Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

* If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

* Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

* Whatever happened to Absorbine Senior?

* How can a cemetery raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living.

* When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!